L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables
watch this link please now!!!!!!!!!!!!
they were standing still and chanting, unarmed and peacefully, before the police started firing on them. and now they’re shooting up the entire neighborhood. WATCH THIS NOW. it’s in the first 10 minutes of the first video. unbelievable.
(and for the love of god, ignore the comment box)
This disgusts me.
|—||In her preface to LOLITA, Mary Gaitskill reflects on a review by Vanity Fair’s Gregor von Rezzori in which he calls the novel: “The only convincing love story of the century”|
|—||Walter Dean Myers|
The Worst Muse hits the nail on the head with YA lit.
Oh. My. Word.
Quick fun fact for everyone: Venti doesn’t translate to “large”. It translates to “20”, which is how many ounces a venti is at Starbucks.
If that was me, I would’ve laughed in her face because she asked for a freakin “20 oz pizza” and tried to order like she was all smart and probably thought she was bilingual or some shit. Oh my god. Ahahaha. Dumb customers are fucking ridiculous! XD
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
So you know how sixpenceee does these really nifty posts about cool websites? I thought I’d give that a try. Introducing the Social Intelligence Test! From what I can tell, it’s sponsored by Harvard and it’s rather interesting. The basis is you look at pictures of people going through different emotions and decide what emotion they’re feeling. The trick is, you can only see their eyes.
How well can you read people? I never thought I was good at it, but I scored rather high on this test. It was a very interesting experience! I highly recommend taking this!
18 out of 36
the average is 26
I got the average; 26 out of 36!
Not gonna lie, 33 out of 36. I’m fantastic.
34 out of 36. You can hide nothing from me.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.
very interesting combinations